what does a Mistress do?
Hello my pets. I have been Mistressing for a long time now. I know many of you intimately, and many of you know me by heart. Those in the inner sanctum know that even though I am sensually strong, sometimes I have my moments. Recently I lost my sweet 17 year old fur baby. This was one of those moments. I appreciate all the comfort you gave. you were all so kind and caring, Thank-you. It brought me to the question: What does a Mistress do?
Guides and educates you
This blanket covers every inch of you, and all kinks. Sometimes you need direction and sometimes you need information. Sometimes discipline. I am happy to help with all. I like to think of myself as a one-stop shop. If you need help selecting a chastity device, I can do that. My chastity Mistress partner and I are well versed at www.chastitymistress.com If you want to know more about cuckolding, you can see that I know ALL about that when you read my blog, www.thecuckoldshow.com . If you are in the mood for something different and unique, you can find that at www.uniquephonesex.com . If you are in the mood for some sensual teasing then you need to go to www.sensualteasing.com now!
Jackie of all trades
Yes, I like it all. But I cannot assume that you do…and I don’t. So it’s ok to tell me right off the gate that you don’t want to be pantied (NO!) or that you just like girls. A Mistress can do many things, but unfortunately mind reading is not one of them. Now I can go by instinct and intuition. But you cannot blame me if I am off, which typically I am not. I know that all of these things make you a devoted submissive, one way or another.
I also know why you need a Mistress. It’s because you are in need of sharing your kinky side with someone. It’s not like you can tell your golfing buddies about the stuff we do or talk about doing!
So my pets, thank-you for making me the one you confide in and share you life with, whatever life it may be. Thanks again for your understanding that a strong Mistress becomes a bit weak at the loss at a pet she loves. The 4 legged kind. xxoo
you know, that word has an ugly sound to it and it is such a beautiful thing! Hello my pets! Have you masturbated today? I know the answer to that, but see what I mean? Now, the question: Did you self pleasure yourself? That sounds so much sexier. Masturbation…
What do you call it?
So many slang phrases for it. Some of them never really made sense to me, and others were just funny as hell. Choked the chicken? Spanked the monkey? eww. But adjusting the antenna or dancing with the one-eyed sailor make me laugh! Who cums up with these things? I think maybe its evolution of masturbation, as we are getting more comfortable with our sexuality and discussing it.
Self-service guided masturbation can be very sexy! if you are Up for that, I am always excited to put you through your paces and walk you through it. It is one of my favorite sessions, actually. Be sure to have plenty of lube on hand and panis because I take my time and make you work for it!
Why do you need masturbation guidance? Good question! One reason is I am a sexpert. I may have a few tricks up my sleeve to bring your stroking to a whole new level. The second reason is you want to impress me. you want to perform for me. These elements add a whole new level of excitement.
So whether you are Consulting with your silent partner or Building upper-body strength or Engaging in safe sex… maybe even making the bald man cry…that’s great! Good for you! So go ahead and go on a date with Handrea and Palmela and call me!
you can entertain me as I guide you
Go ahead and milk the lizard, play a one-stringed guitar, tweak your Twinkie, and free Willey!
Hello my pets! Now that January is under your bulging belt and the new year is off and running, how are you doing? Are you keeping with your resolutions I broke, or are you resolute in your old ways? I think I know the answer to that. Whatever your case may be, I hope you are still able to enjoy some sexy time! I know how important that is.
It is important to carve away some “me time” fo sure.
We all know how stressful life can be. Pent up sexual urges can leave you mean, irritable and just plain bitchy, bitch. So you need to take care of that. Now I am not talking about uncontrollable stroker boys who are addicted to stroking.
No! I am talking about having a hard on that has built up as a result of life. A sexy woman in a hot dress walked by. She looked good, smelled great and reminded you that you are a man. Or you have been neglecting yourself too long as a result of long hours at work or no time to yourself.
shower me time
We all need that outlet and they are natural urges and need to be addressed. Or undressed. Right now you are cheating yourself out of explosive orgasms. That is a shame. Thanks to my SSM (sweet southern man) I have an amazing shower massager that takes very good care of me every morning. I mean when I get up. lol
Now if you would like some company and encouragement, instructions or maybe an audience, I am more then happy to help you with that! you know that many times phone sex is more then sex so don’t be shy! I know you…every inch.
Watching you stroke, or hearing you climax is one of my favorite things!
Mistress in charge
Ok it’s official. We have a new commander in chief. I don’t care which side of the political hot bed you sleep on, when you are in my bed chambers I am in charge. No deficit here, or you would never be invited. My appointees are based on hard experience and NO lack thereof. Some may end up in the lincoln bedroom, butt those are the chosen few. My 1st executive order would be for you to worship me from head of horney state to toe. Yes, I am your Mistress in charge.
These are not alternative facts
Well, maybe they are. But the truth is, you need me more then evah! Who do you run to when you need a sexy session of stroking, since you are a chronic masturbator? ME! I am the one who leads you down the road to submission and ~possibly~organic pleasures. But I also use the tools of denial to quench the thirst of power.
Drink it up!
That thirst can turn into quite a different kind of cabinet session, you cum eater you! I will make sure it’s good to the last drop, as I milk you dry and drain the swamp.
My oval office
My oval office is sacred ground and you must prove yourself worthy to enter. No putin it in. Only the most devoted are allowed access. VIP treatment all the way, as you make your way around my rose garden experiencing your submissive high.
As your Mistress in charge, you know your orgasms are my property, attainable only with executive orders. I will appoint appropriations to make sure we come together during our sessions. Once your clearance has been accepted and your security cleared…the glass ceiling is the limit! The walls will come down as you scream in ecstasy.
what is a phone sex relationship?
Hello my pets! Since I am celebrating 10 sexy years of phone sex (you are, too, BTW!) I thought I would break it down for those who have never called and only gazed upon my pictures.~wink~ I know for some, you have to build up your courage to call. Even after all these years, I have callers tell me it took them months before they could get up…the nerve to call. That’s ok! I invite you to be comfortable before you take the plunge. Since obviously this is a long term gig for me and many of my long term awesome callers, I thought I would talk about what is a phone sex relationship.
Duh, right? I am the Mistress of your dreams, who teases you, taunts you and leads you to a mind blowing orgasm with the sound of my voice. How does that happen? you have to trust me. Trust and communication are very important elements in this relationship, as in any, butt especially this one.
A sexy voice helps, too.
I mean, if you can get caught up in my voice and directions, you are going to enjoy yourself. Butt sometimes that is not the kind of session you are in to. I know that. I can blog all day about my favorite fetishes, but it’s about what you want during our session that I focus on. And what happens in my bedroom stays in my bedroom! It’s ok if you are strong by day and weak by night. I love a secret submissive!
I hope this gives you some insight as to what does a Mistress do. I have doing this for 10 amazing years, so I think I can handle your kink. Butt no 2 callers are the same, and every kink has its twist, which makes you unique. I know that, too. No matter what your kink is, I enjoy the journey, the intimacy and being your Mistress. xxoo
What is a phone sex relationship? This is!
Hot and wet
your Mistress in red
Not the end
You are warmly invited to celebrate my 10 years of sexiness! Yes, my pets, I have been getting you off, denying and dressing and cuckholding and locking and girlfriending you now for 10 years!
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